«The Mommy Test»

«I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from herand I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it'sbeen on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,"Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this newinformation.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."
"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.»

PS - Este texto chegou-me via email, mas acho que merece ser postado para outras bravas lerem e sorrirem, eheh!